“Not as smart or funny as he thinks he is.”
- Antoni Buccini
“Wears an inappropriately short dressing gown.”
- Mark Tureck
“Jared ‘you owe me for that coffee five months ago’ Hill”
- Phoebe Chandler
“Allergic to the sun.”
- Tilly Hill
“I beat him at table tennis and he’s still bitter about it.”
- Oliver Phillips
“Could be really pretty if he made an effort.”
- Rosie Hill
“Don't laugh at his dad jokes. It only encourages him.”
- Bella Pinto
“Alcohol just makes him even more irritating.”
- Oscar Dell’Anna
“Jared Hill. No volume control.”
- Kimberly Broom
“He watches really weird videos on Youtube.”
- Hannah Phillips
“His mum still buys his underpants.”
- Ruby Stevenson
“He once made me laugh. Just the one time.”
- Joel McCluskey
“He drinks Huel all in one go, like a pelican. It’s gross.”
- Han Craig
👋 Hi, I’m Jared, an Australian product designer. The above quotes are real: in the name of transparency, I asked the people closest to me to describe my worst qualities. If you still want to work with me, read on.
A lot of my stuff is under wraps, but here’s a little whitelabelled look at what I’ve worked on.
